Tonight is the night. Super Bowl Sunday!!!!!!!
It is like Christmas in Pittsburgh, except everything is decked in black and gold. I received this joke in my inbox recently, and I have to share...
Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven,God
was showing him around. T hey came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in
the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God.
"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.... On his way up the porch, He noticed another
house just around the corner. It was a 3 story mansion with a black & gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flag pole
with an enormous Steeler flag, and in every window a Terrible Towel.
Peyton looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro
quarterback, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said, "So what's your point Peyton?"
"Well, why does Ben Roethlisberger get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said,
"Peyton, that's not Ben's house, it's mine."
I'm sure that a similar joke is floating around for ALL of the football teams. But, I'd still like to imagine that Joe is sitting next to Jesus, in the 3 story mansion up in heaven waving a Terrible Towel. :)
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